A doctor in Duluth Minnesota wanted to get Off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant. "Ole, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients."
"Yes, sir!" answers Ole.
The doctor goes hunting and returns The following day and asks: "So, Ole, How was your day?"
Ole told him that he took care of Three patients. "The first one had a Headache so I gave him TYLENOL."
"Bravo, mate, and the second one?" Asks the doctor.
"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir,"' says Ole.
"Ya, you did right! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the Doctor.
"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, Taking off everything including Her panties and lies Down on the table and shouts: HELP ME - I haven't Seen a man in over two years!!"
"Tunderin' Lard Yeezus, Ole, What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"'I put drops in her eyes!"
