Friday, December 1, 2017

Zero Tolerance for Gropers

The Harvey Weinstein dam has broken; and a lot of unsavoriness has come out: Matt Lauer, Roy Moore, Bill O'Reilly, Roger Ailes, Bill Clinton, and so on. This list goes on.

Even John Coyners andAl Franken.

Here's Big Al in action:



Now he needs to do the right thing for once, and resign from the Senate. Or, at least, join the Republican Party.

Seriously, he's not a teen boy. He needs to put his big boy panties on and deal with it.

Resign, Al!!!


Sunday, May 7, 2017

Minnesota Haiku


There was a lady who triplets begat
Nat, Pat and Tat
It was fun breeding
But trouble feeding
Cause she didn't have a tit for Tat.



A bearded old biker named Charlie
Took a very long ride on his Harley.
He knew that his hog
Created no smog,

Cause he ran it on hops and malt barley.

There once was a man named Mike.
Who sported an enormous spike.
His girl said with a grin,
"It's hard to get in,
But that's the size that I like"





Friday, February 17, 2017

Oh God! The Swimsuit Edition Again!

It's time for that annual celebration of near-nudity in winter: the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. Amid a lot of hoopla this annual post-Super Bowl celebration is unveiled. And now with a sixty year old posing in swimsuits with her brown daughters. What next? Three generations of bikini wearers in the same pose?

I've complained about the sexism that is manifest in this lapse from sports. Since when has swimsuit wearing become a sport? This is nothing more than an occasion for prehistorical guys to ogle? And do other things.

And the tops and bottoms of these bikinis are often minimalist. Why should a bunch of loose girls in California and the South dictate what is fashionable and acceptable?