Why Do Guys Like Bikinis on Their Women?

My long-time boyfriend once asked me why I don't wear a bikini.  Evil pop tart
s post about swimsuits in St. Augustine brought that to mind.


So I go with the two that came to mind.  (1) I'm in Minnesota where it's too cool to swim, and (2) I'm about 20 pounds overweight. I don't mention that I'm a card-carrying Lutheran as well.


But why, oh why, do guys like their women in bikinis? It would seem that they should prefer to be the only one seeing them almost nude. Is it some kind of male power thing, or do they want to show others that they rate a woman who can wear a bikini?


At any rate, it seems that on this they are not sufficiently inculcated with feminist values?

The Uff Da Bra

No, there's not actually a product with that name, but when northern women emerge in Spring in late May, they may have temporary sagging problems which leads to them saying, "Uff da."

To deal with that problem, they could use some help:


https://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1T4GGHP_enUS458US459&q=sagging+breasts+bra#q=sagging+breasts+bra&tbm=shop&spd=7825771111718347025

Wrong Time for Business

The banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat.

The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, “Can you float alone?”

“Obviously,” the banker replied, “but this is a heck of a time to talk business.”