Bare Midriffs for High School Cheerleaders?

It's long been institutionalized that professional and college cheerleaders go around in revealing assets, providing a mini-striptease for the fans while the game is going on.  But lately this has been trickling downward into high school squads as well.  Is there no end to these excesses of inappropriate sexiness?  I think it's wrong for schools to use their students in such a fashion.

Navel-baring is in bad taste.

What do you think?

Ole Substitutes for the Doctor

A doctor in Duluth Minnesota wanted to get Off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant. "Ole, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients."

"Yes, sir!" answers Ole.

The doctor goes hunting and returns The following day and asks: "So, Ole, How was your day?"

Ole told him that he took care of Three patients. "The first one had a Headache so I gave him TYLENOL."

"Bravo, mate, and the second one?" Asks the doctor.

"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir,"' says Ole.

"Ya, you did right! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the Doctor.

 "Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, Taking off everything including Her panties and lies Down on the table and shouts: HELP ME - I haven't Seen a man in over two years!!"

 "Tunderin' Lard Yeezus, Ole, What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"'I put drops in her eyes!"

Tough Ones for Dear Abby

Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

Dear Abby, What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence On My VCR?

Dear Abby, I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his.

Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.

Dear Abby, I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.

Dear Abby, Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

Dear Abby, I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?

Dear Abby, My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.

Dear Abby, I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.

Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short tempered I think she is going through mental pause.

Dear Abby, You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?

Remember these people can vote...

Louisiana Story

VINTON, La. -- Police were surprized when a driver wearing only a towel got out of a car, then got back in and sped off. They were stunned when the car hit a tree and disgorged 20 naked people.

"The Lord told them to get rid of their belongings and go to Louisiana. So they did, plus the license plate off their car and came to our gorgeous state," Vinton Police Chief Dennis Drouillard said.

All 20 were from Floydada, Texas, about 550 miles from the southwest Louisiana town of Vinton.

Driver Sammy Rodriguez and his brother, Danny, both said they were Pentecostal preachers, Drouillard said.

Floydada Police Chief James Hale said he had been looking for the Rodriguez family since Tuesday night, when relatives reported them missing.

The family left six cars, abandoning one in Lubbock and a second in San Angelo and a third in Galveston, along with clothes, pocketbooks, wallets and other belongings.
The chase in Vinton began after a campground owner called police. A Calcasieu Parish deputy stopped their car, and a man wearing only a towel got out.

"When the officer went to ask what was going on, he jumped back in and took off," Drouillard said.

They sped down Vinton's main street until the car hit a tree. Fifteen adults, as old as age 63, piled out of the 1990 Pontiac. Five children, as young as 1 year old, were in the trunk.

The car was totaled, but the injuries all were minor, Drouillard said. "I guess when you're packed in that tight, there's not much room to move around."

Rodriguez was booked with reckless driving, flight from an officer, property damage and several minor traffic violations, he said. He was kept in custody.

Authorities said the entire group was released into the custody of a Baptist church nearby, where they awaited relatives.

Twin Sculptures

Back Door Polytheism

If our religion is Christianity and it is monotheistic, why do we slip in some minor gods through the back door in the guise of their being saints.  Some Catholics and others venerate these as gods.  And, unlike the Revealed Truth of the Bible, the accounts of these "saints" is highly suspect.

And the wearing of candles on girls' headdresses for St. Lucia's Day is dangerous!

Can There Be Too Little Bikini?

There is a small but real difference between wearing lingerie and wearing a bikini in public.  This is a distinction that sometimes skirts the limits in some cases; for example, swimsuits that are trimmed in lace or those styled as French bikinis or string bikinis.  Obviously, this is something that prurient men would quibble about the difference, aor even argue that there is none, I question whether most females would don a "bikini" that resembles something that looks like you would wear under your clothing.  Or one that very easily comes undone with improper exposure resulting.

Having confidence in your physical self is nice; but not to the extent that you exhibit your body in total immodesty.  This seems to be a vice particularly rampant on beaches in the south.  Maybe our colder climate here is a barrier to that; but Lord knows, it also occurs in Scandanavia!

The difference between a bikini and a bikini that resembles lingerie is how much clothing and what type of material you're actually wearing. If you're going to the beach, the lake, the river or any other type of water event, you should probably avoid wearing any type of bikini with lace, see-through material or something that does not completely cover your breasts, bottom, and behind.  Please, please, don't hint at your breasts or buttocks by wearing semitransparent lingerie-like material, or by showing cleavage on either side.

A lot of guys, especially non-Christian ones, would probably disagree with me. But I must ask you this:  would you approve of your sister or wife wearing that swimsuit that makes the wearer appear half-naked?  Or would you mind her appearing in public in a swimsuit that looks like lingerie?

Whether we like to admit it or not, clothes do make the woman.  And wearing too little indicates that the wearer is predisposed to be sexually provocative.  It tells, for better or worse, what kind of person she is.  Percedptions are too often accurate.

Lingerie is meant for the bedroom, so why do some women think it is okay to wear swimsuits that are extremely brief or lingerie-like in public settings where others can see?  It may be marketed as a swimsuit; but its extremely brief, see-through qualities (to mention two points) move it more in the direction of being lingerie.

It is our role as women to seta moral tone in relationships.  There is a real distinction between a swimsuit and lingerie.  Be tasteful, God-fearing, and prudent in your choices.  You do not have to wear a one-piece swimsuit; but a tasteful two-piece one should include full coverage of the crotch, breasts, and buttocks.  The bottom should be more like shorts than whisps of cloth.