The Wonderbra Song

(To be sung to "Miracle of Miracles" from "Fiddler on the Roof," by Jerry Bock & Sheldon Harnick.)

Wonder of wonders.
Miracle of miracles.
Wonderbra can make you huge.

Wonder of wonders.
Wonderbra oh Wonderbra.
Lifts, shores up, and stacks your boobs.

Wonder of wonders.
Miracle of miracles.
Deepens cleavage on demand.

Wonder of wonders.
Wonderbra oh Wonderbra.
Scoops and swells your mammary glands.

The day I first tried on that bra.
That was a miracle.
That was a miracle.

They gaped and gawked and cheered "Hurrah!"
That was a miracle too.

But for all breasts be they large or small.
The most miraculous bra of all.

Is the one you never have to see.
Naked as they're born to be.

Wonder of wonders.
Miracle of miracles.

Tits so high they make you blush.

Wonder of wonders.
Wonderbra oh Wonderbra.
Never have they looked so lush.

I tried it merely on a dare.
That was a miracle.
That was a miracle.

Now I need a gadget for my rear.
That would be a miracle too.

But of all breasts be they large or small.
The most miraculous breasts of all.
Must be bosoms that are hanging free