Minnesota Haiku

There was a lady who triplets begat
Nat, Pat and Tat
It was fun breeding
But trouble feeding
Cause she didn't have a tit for Tat.


A bearded old biker named Charlie
Took a very long ride on his Harley.
He knew that his hog
Created no smog,
Cause he ran it on hops and malt barley.

There once was a man named Mike.
Who sported an enormous spike.
His girl said with a grin,
"It's hard to get in,
But that's the size that I like"